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The Book Of Wands
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It is advised that all adults in the possession of this book take precautions to keep this book hidden in such places not to arouse suspicion in the case of readers under the age of 16, and certainly in the case of potential readers under the age of 12 years of age. Recommended areas of safe keeping include but are not limited to refrigerator vegetable compartments and laundry areas, as well as more obvious hence unlikely areas such as bookcases and library shelves. It is suggested that such hiding places be rotated for the most effective levels of security.
If a child is exposed to certain content contained within this material it may lead to a
dangerously expanded vocabulary as well as increased awareness and/or research of scientific,
literary, and artistic references. It may further result in an unwanted increase in attention span that
may extend to as long as thirty minutes to one hour or more in one twenty four hour period, or Please handle with care and take all necessary safety measures. The publishers are not responsible for any damage. Thank you. |
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DO YOU THINK YOU ARE READY TO TRULY LEARN ABOUT "UNUSUAL TOOLS"?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN A TRUE STORY (Basically) ABOUT REAL WANDS THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD BEFORE?
OK, THEN...
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What are Wands? Not what you think. Wands are Unusual Tools of many shapes and sizes that allow one to TRAVEL as well as to move persons and other things from one You-niverse to another.
What is The Book of Wands? It is an UNUSUAL TOOL that facilitates TRAVEL. It goes where no Book Wand Books, no Kiddie book, no tale of elves and the supernatural has gone before. It is a REAL story of Unusual Tools that began many decades ago. Just another Wand Book?!?! HARDLY!!!!!!!! PAHHHNNGGG!!!!!!
If you are a fan of Wands or Brain Magic, or if you are a fan of Fantasy, if you happen to be a fan of Book Wand Books, or if you are just a fan of Incredible Reading, you will soon be a Traveler and you will want to read and use
THE BOOK OF WANDS
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The Book of Wands is a completely unique and exciting AS IT HAPPENED bundle of fantastic story telling- Revealing "secrets" that have remained completely unspoken by Slade, or anyone else for that matter, until NOW- For Travelers of all ages and sizes- 10 through 110
Humorous, bizarre, and imminently entertaining The Book of Wands will become an instant classic while the ink is still fresh on the paper.... or well, in the case of the Online Download version or CD version, before the dots on your LCD screen have time to... well...uh.... well, you get the idea. (Sandi Reutbeer, left)
Imagine if J.R.R. Tolkein, Kurt Vonnegut, Monty Python, Tom Robbins, J.K. Rowling, and Richard Brautigan had a communal child... well, maybe not... but if they DID... The Book of Wands would be what that child would have in his school back pack. And the school principal would be trying to pry the manuscript out of this smiling kid's grubby little fingers-- to no avail. PAHNNGGG!!!!!!
Based on TRUE EVENTS with Slade's Artistic Driver's License firmly in his back pocket, in The Book of Wands only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
(Canes by Fred Poindexterity aka "Eric Vincent", right)
In The Book of Wands you will meet a cast of colorful, entertaining and intriguing characters that will become your friends, such as D.A.T. Stingo himself and a host of others like Jua Lee Noodle, Bobby Spaghetti (left), Byron Goosebery, Fred Dexterity, Brianna Pomegranite, Ruti Baegel, Sandi Ruetbeer , Craig Samsonite, The Dooless Clan, T.J. MIllergrin, The Werms, Erfie and Chloe (below) and others that will keep you laughing, crying, and up reading way past your bedtime.
It is know by Travelers that True Wands come in a variety of shapes and sizes- You may have a Wand in your pocket or at your fingertips- and haven't even known it-
Wands can open a can, can clean your house, can find you a new boyfriend or girlfriend, can help you find your lost keys or lost dog, and can even keep you entertained.
It has further been predicted by Leading Scholarly Authorities that The BOOK OF WANDS will delight ALL AGES from this Post Industrialized Age in 2009 until we start colonizing the moons of Jupiter in 2509-
This particular Book Wand Book of Wand Books is thicker than a Phone Book. At 1000 pages it is SIX times the length of Slade's previous best selling opus The Frontal Lobes Supercharge
According to The Wallet Street Journal, THE BOOK OF WANDS is an outstanding value, as well as a scrumptious and complete Literary Meal, perhaps making it the World's Best Brain Entertainment at mere pennies per hour. PAHHHHHNNNNNGG!!!
ENJOY A BRAIN WATERING TEMPTING TASTE OF THE SAMPLE CHAPTERS SHOW BELOW ON THIS PAGE -
A SPECIAL ONLINE/CD EDITION version of The BOOK OF WANDS is now available for a at a Discounted Price including a BONUS DVD.
If you PRE-ORDER your copy of the ONLINE/CD BOOK OF WANDS before the official release on November 25 (or very close thereof), you will receive Immediate Download of the Online INTERACTIVE PDF version of the book, with links to exclusive web photos, pages, and exclusive audio-- as well as an AUTOGRAPHED (by Neil) Physical Mailed CD version of the book (with digital easy to use WORD and PDF file whereupon you can print out at your leisure if you like, or read on any CD-ROM device) AND you will also get a Bonus 5 Hour Content DVD: An Amazing Brain Adventure www.MirrorMovie.com mailed to you along with the Online and CD book that you can use or give as a gift to a friend. (Emily Bokchoi, left) PAHNNGG!!! PAHNNGG!!!
Get your autographed copy of The BOOK OF WANDS before Neil has to hide away in a cave somewhere to escape all the screaming teenage girls who will all be clamoring for his signature and furtive glance. (Don't tell Neil's girlfriend)
Jua Lee Noodle - With Flash Wand
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THE BOOK OF WANDS in printed form, due to it's IMMENSE size, will be offered later at greater expense, so now is your chance to read this book before anyone else, and before Neil is nominated for the Pulitzer Prize. PAHNNGG!!!
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This special limited time offer (that will expire soon) for the Online Interactive Download Book, and the mailed Autographed CD Digital Copy Book (Both Word and PDF versions included) with Bonus The Amazing Brain Adventure DVD is just $24.95. (Add $5 for Outside the USA) Delivery online and postmarked physical package will be approximately November 25.
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