Words To Live By
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception
problem.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
My reality check bounced.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Submitted by Amanda B. - Brain Explorer, thanks!