WHY BEER?
I've heard a good number of very valid reasons for drinking beer, but
the one that takes the cake is called the "Buffalo Theory".
It originated in America and goes something like this: A herd of
buffalo
can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, will
kill off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain
cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain
cells,constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.